there are certain things in this world that i just don't understand. and i'm not even going to pretend that i'm not a judgmental person. i absolutely am. so are you, just admit it. as i told Sammantha, i don't judge people based on religion or things like that, but yes, i judge people for being ginger (ahem, Tara), chewing with their mouth open, etc etc. here's my list of things i will just never understand. what's on your list?
and if you're guilty of something on this list, I'm no-so-silently judging you.
watching girls (the show.) i did, in fact, watch all the episodes - it's only 20 - but i don't get it. i'm sorry. maybe that's more of a judgment on me, i just can't understand what all the fuss is about. hannah is annoying, marnie is pathetic, jessa is crazy, and shoshanna is the only one i like and she's nuts too. give me my satc any day.
making pinterest boards of weddings and babies when you're single. slow down. there will be plenty of time for that.
poor grammar. and spelling. obviously not on a blog, but in real life. if you're writing something like, oh i don't know, legal documents, i expect you know know the difference between your and you're and there and their. it's actually not complicated. and judgment does not have an e in the middle for the love of god.
shopping at american apparel for more than costumes or leggings. i'm sorry, their clothes are skanky and weird and their display windows scare me. (note my correct use of "their")
eating mayonnaise. just, yuck.
owning more than one cat as a single girl. really, look who's talking, right? i should embrace this one but i admit i still feel judge-y about single girls with lots of cats. lots of dogs though, totally legit.
celebrity baby names. apple is a fruit. rainbow is a meteorological phenomenon. denim is a fabric. pilot is a career. banjo is an instrument. seven is a number. none of the above are acceptable names for a human child, and you being famous doesn't change that fact.
owning crocs. that shouldn't surprise you.
hashtagging on things that are not twitter. Tara and i do this all. the. time. we hashtag text messages like it's our job. i've probably used one on this blog. i judge myself for it, because it's completely illogical.
ordering ridiculously complicated starbucks drinks. if it takes you longer to order it than it takes for them to make it, i hate you. it's coffee. if you don't like the taste of coffee, stop ordering coffee.
what about you? guilty of these? what do you judge people for?