14 Ways To Make Your Tuesday Suck Less

4.29.2013
i wonder if my girl steph will mention hating tuesdays on her blog today... i really really hope so... because it's true, tuesdays are the worst day of the week.  but, i'm determined not to let today be a bad day, even if everyone else tries to ruin in it.  feel free to also try my 14 ways to make your tuesday suck less.

1. look at this photo of hawkeye.



2. order a frothy creation from starbucks and accept that calories don't count today.  i like anything with raspberry in it.  it makes the drink pink.

3. then order something off the internet.  wolverine hand blades?  jellyfish aquarium?  it is almost mother's day after all.

4. take a nap.  3 hours can still count as a nap.

5. pretend you lost your voice so no one can talk to you all day.

6. unfollow at least 5 annoying facebook or twitter accounts.

7. wash your sheets and then put them directly back on your bed.  no fitted sheet folding, and fresh sheets are awesome.  (and then see #4.)

8. text everyone a question that would normally require a follow up, then don't follow up.  i.e. 'what are you doing tonight?' and when they answer 'nothing, why?'  ignore them for hours.  what, you can at least make people as frustrated as you!

9. make a playlist solely of songs you never, ever skip.  you'll wonder why you didn't do it sooner.  i happen to call mine tuesday playlist.  it happens to begin with matchbox 20's 'real world.'

10. repeat this to your favorite 7 year old and enjoy the reaction:
"why are tigger's paws always dirty?"  "because he's always playing with pooh."

11. cross 3 things off your to do list.  not because you've done them, but because you aren't going to.  not today any way.  maybe not ever, if one of those things is clean the kitchen sink or buy toilet paper. (ahem, tara.)

12. download an e-book on your favorite subject, like clothes or diy projects.

13. bake (or buy) chocolate chip cookies you have no intention of sharing.

14. watch episodes of your favorite 90s shows, which are still good by the way.  i recommend clarissa, salute your shorts, and hey dude. all of which can be found in their entirety online.

have a great tuesday!



36 comments:

  1. Oooh, Matchbox Twenty. So so so good. Love the list. :)

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  2. Haha the gif is hilarious. I like your list. And Tuesday is the worst. It's when my work week starts again.

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  3. This list is just beautiful haha. Although I really wish I could nap during the day. GOD I MISS COLLEGE.

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  4. Bahaha I lol'd at #10. Because I have the sense of humor of a 7 year old :)

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  5. Hawkeye's bed is big enough for fred! and i almost never think about calories at starbucks....perhaps that is why i am a bad dieter!

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  6. LOVE Salute Your Shorts! Singing the theme song right now..."We run, we jump, we swim, and play......."

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  7. Hahhaha #8 made me laugh! And I loved all those shows! Clarissa was the best! And I'm WTF does Hawkeye have her own couch?' That's kind of awesome!

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  8. Lol great advice!! I love passion tea lemonade with lots of raspberry!

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  9. I never knew I could watch hey dude online! I want to watch it now!

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  10. Love Matchbox Twenty. Great reference.
    I literally laughed out loud at the 7 year old joke. Awesome sauce.
    Hey Dude is a great show! I think I should go watch it now. Great suggestion.

    xoxo

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  11. This list is perfect! I'll jump on that right now, because I totally agree — Tuesdays are the worst days ever.

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    1. They really are! Trust me, this list helps :)

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  12. love this list! Real World is SUCH a great song! I might have told the 7 year old joke to my boyfriend and one of my friends that I met while down at Disney. I had to share right away, haha!

    Rachel

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    1. Haha I hope everyone loved it! It's a pretty good one, I first heard it in Disney!

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  13. These are definitely great ways to make tuesday better! And I love Real World. So good.

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  14. I'm SO glad I'm not the only person who thinks Tuesdays are way worse than Mondays. Ugh.

    That picture of Hawkeye just made my entire life. Also...Salute Your Shorts, omg.

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  15. Love the list. I don't normally think of Tuesdays as being sucky... but today's To Do list is unending... and I'm tired. And, what the hell was I doing in the 90s? I've never even heard of those shows... oh, I guess I had a dirty, cheating ex-husband to divorce and was busy raising a child as a single parent.... never mind... Could've been worse... could've been a widow... oh, wait... that wouldn't have been worse at all!!!

    Happy Tuesday!

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  16. i'm always doing online shopping...maybe that's why things don't really suck for me?

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  17. LOVE this so much I just treated my patio furniture to some new cushions. Thanks internet. Thanks online shopping!

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  18. BAHAHAHAH :)

    I love all those 90's show BTW!

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  19. Clarissa, Salute Your Shorts, and Hey Dude were hands down the best shows.. I'd even throw in Are You Afraid of the Dark. (and Boy Meets World, but that's a given). my Tuesday already sucks less from just reading this post.

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  20. Love this! #3 and 5 especially!

    And "Real World" is the best song ever!

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  21. Love this!! Tuesday is harder for me than Monday, really. My fave is #8. I get so annoyed when people don't text back with a response, i.e. MOM! I'll have to do that to her now, hahaha.

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  22. I love lists, so you have officially just made my day. I think I will start with the playlist. So many choices.

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  23. i feel like you could talk to me all day and it would make your tuesday more bearable. ALSO - matchbox 20 - be still my heart.

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  24. HA. I did not mention it today for the first time in like 407 months.

    I probably didn't mention it because I thought it was Wednesday. All day. From the time I got up to the time I read this at 3:52 p.m.

    I have a list of songs I'll never skip in draft form on my blog as a future post. Boom.

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  25. I didn't think I needed anything to make my Tuesday better after item #1. But then I saw that GIF and then I saw #3. My mom is really going to like the wolverine hand blades. I just know it. Thanks for the suggestion.

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  26. Can anyone not smile while watching that GIF? Doubtful.

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  27. Best GIF ever. It totally made my day.

    Tuesdays are the worst. I seriously prefer Monday! For some reason I seem to drag my ass a lot more, and feel a lot more 'tired' on Tuesday. Rude.

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  28. LOL, I wish I would have read this on Tuesday! But I'm pretty sure this will all work on Monday too. I love sleeping in freshly washed sheets!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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  29. haha, Great post! :)
    xoxo Aimee
    bowsandbeau-ties.blogspot.com

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