Yeah, Me Neither

do you ever....


listen to justin bieber on full blast in your best friends car and belt out "i was like baby baby baby"... when you're 27?

count successfully keeping yourself and the dog alive as productive enough for one day?

cry when you're home alone for no other reason than the sarah mclaughlin anti cruelty society commercial comes on?

change the radio station/tv channel to something 'cooler' if someone else is going to be around?

eat an entire pint of ben and jerry's ice cream in one sitting?

spend inordinate amounts of time scrolling through animated gifs on the internet?

sing along to christmas music when it's not christmas and also maybe the music is just in your head?

watch movies made for 10 year old girls, like anything staring the Olsen twins, past the age of 10?

try on 14 outfits to go out, finally settling on the first one you tried on anyway?

remember the lyrics to various Hanson songs?

eat 3 bites of something while standing in front of the fridge before deciding you're not hungry enough to get proper utensils to eat more?

make up semi-important reasons to get off the phone but really, your show is on?

buy new underwear instead of doing laundry?

drop your phone on your face because you're tweeting while laying down?

play candy crush?

... yeah, me neither.


34 comments

  1. Yes to all of them.
    But I remember the lyrics to EVERY Hanson song.
    I really really love this list. I am going to read it 5 more times.

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  2. Lol, love this post, hilarious. And no... I would NEVER do any of those things... never...

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  3. Mmmm totally do the vast majority of those... I got embarrassingly excited when I found Our Lips Are Sealed on DVD in a Blockbuster going out of business sale for $5..

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  4. When you have no light to guide you, and no one to walk beside you, I will come to you, ooohhhhhh I will come to you.

    Whoops.

    Me neither.

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  5. BAHAHAHAH...i wish i could say i don't do most of those things..

    i wish.

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  6. We are destined to be friends. Love this list.

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  7. I am onlllyyy guilty of....


    every one of those, except Candy Crush.

    ;)

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  8. I have to change the channel when the aspca commercial comes on I just lose it and the Hubs is afraid we will go broke adopting all of them.

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  9. HAHAHA I loved this!! Love me some Bieber! And a ton of other ones... still like me? Lol

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  10. Dying laughing! Bieber is my jam! Ha ha. 14 outfits? That's it. It may or may not be 24:) XO

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  11. This list speaks to my soul...except I haven't become addicted to candy crush yet i'm waiting for summer for that :)

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  12. hahaah yes to some and no to others...Leeann used to blast Hanson MMMBop as we drove by the front of the movie theatre or the Juice It Up next to the movies...sooo embarrassing!!

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  13. Love this! Totally do most of this.

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  14. lol. yes to almost everything, girl. hahahaha... well not really to bieber but to the backstreet boys. and yes to candy crush. and YES to that Sarah McC ad (cry all the time)... Guilty on the iphone plant to face (it's more because of candy crush!)

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  15. Omg.
    Yes, yes, yes, yes...pretty much yes to everything! Haha!
    I will bust out singing, "Baby, baby, baby OHHH!" to my boyfriend. He doesn't appreciate it as much as I always think he will. :)
    xoxo

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  16. I plead the fith to many of these!

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  17. yes to everything but candy crush...i still don't know what that shit is. I will never stop loving hanson!

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  18. I was obsessed with Hanson. I owned 8 tshirts. I would lay them all out on the floor and dance to their music on them. After that, there's a good chance I would turn on Holiday in the Sun or Passport to Paris. Or Winning London..totally underrated! :o)

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  19. Love this post! Guilty of most of those things too :)

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  20. I swear. If these were true for you AND for me... we'd be the same person. Legit the same person.

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  21. who would be crazy enough to do those things... certainly not me either!

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  22. Well, i officially do all of these things.

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  23. Hahah! I love this so much! I def turn off teen mom when someone else comes in the room.

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  24. pretty much yes yes and yes to all of this. My poor face. I need a softer phone cover.

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  25. from a canadian to you: we are truly sorry for unleashing the embarrassment that is Justin Bieber.

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    1. I appreciate that. I can't seem to escape him now...

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  26. Level 87. Addicted. A problem. Which leads to so much phone dropping on the face.

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  27. Hahaha!! SO many of those things, yes!

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  28. FIRST - my reason for getting off the phone is usually "well, i don't feel like talking to you anymore. bye."

    SECOND - standing in front of the fridge? we call that grazing in my house. like "stop grazing, you just ate dinner."

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  29. BAHAHA!! Nope, I don't do any of those things...especially the changing of outfits and the Christmas music. ;-)

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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