do you ever....
listen to justin bieber on full blast in your best friends car and belt out "i was like baby baby baby"... when you're 27?
count successfully keeping yourself and the dog alive as productive enough for one day?
cry when you're home alone for no other reason than the sarah mclaughlin anti cruelty society commercial comes on?
change the radio station/tv channel to something 'cooler' if someone else is going to be around?
eat an entire pint of ben and jerry's ice cream in one sitting?
spend inordinate amounts of time scrolling through animated gifs on the internet?
sing along to christmas music when it's not christmas and also maybe the music is just in your head?
watch movies made for 10 year old girls, like anything staring the Olsen twins, past the age of 10?
try on 14 outfits to go out, finally settling on the first one you tried on anyway?
remember the lyrics to various Hanson songs?
eat 3 bites of something while standing in front of the fridge before deciding you're not hungry enough to get proper utensils to eat more?
make up semi-important reasons to get off the phone but really, your show is on?
buy new underwear instead of doing laundry?
drop your phone on your face because you're tweeting while laying down?
play candy crush?
... yeah, me neither.