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5.21.2013

Loyalty [Sometimes I'm a Mean Girl]

today's topic is all about ranting.  ("Rant about something. Get up on your soapbox and tell us how you really feel. (a pet peeve, a current event, a controversial topic, something your husband or roommate or neighbor or boss does that really ticks you off"))  i'm sure this isn't what she had in mind, but i'm going to give it to you anyway.  aka, the post samm has been waiting for.

warning: language.  and general mean-ness.  this post is not my usual pg-13.  feel free to quit while you're ahead, i don't mind.  but if you're going to stick around, get ready for some real mean girl right now.



be it the only child, the scorpio, whatever it is in me, i value loyalty above anything else.  it takes me a very long time to trust you, so if you betray that trust... i will crush you.  i mean, there's no other way to put it.  you don't even know what "i'm sorry" really means until you cross me.  i guess it is the scorpio in me.  i sting. it's just my nature.

i know everyone in blogland thinks i'm sweet as pie - and i am, until you betray me.  i have honestly lost count of how many people i've made cry.  every one of them deserved it, i'm not even sorry.  not one bit.  junior high and the girls that came with it were the 3 worst years of my life and the situations that would have made other girls hurt themselves instead made me one invincible little bitch.  so you wanna play?  game on.  there is absolutely nothing under the sun you can do or say to hurt me that i didn't experience at age 13 (or from my my former fiance who hit my head against a wall).  i've heard it all before, and i can guarantee i know exactly how to make you regret you ever met me.

[probably the meanest thing i've said to someone was in high school: "you're like a fucking cockroach, don't you ever just die?"  i got in a lot of trouble for that one.  worth it.  alright, not the meanest.  but the funniest to look back on.  i'm mean and witty.]  people generally think i'm quiet, sometimes even reserved.  no, stupid, i'm listening.  people like to talk about themselves and if you let them, they'll tell you exactly what you need to know to make them cry.  it's a useful skill to have, being able to exactly pinpoint someone's weakness.  maybe not the best way to have spent my childhood but hey, you work with what you got.  it makes me pretty skilled at my job too.

but i'm loyal to the death.  once you're on my good side, i will back you up, fight your fights, defend you even if you're wrong, do anything and everything under the sun to be the best friend you've ever had.  and any one of my real life friends reading this right now will attest to that.  heck, one friend who reads my blog is one day younger than me.  one day.  we've been friends since the hospital at birth, because loyalty is what really matters.  if you're loyal, we're straight.

if you want to avoid my wrath, here's what you don't do.  don't go behind my back and expect me not to find out about it.  even if i don't have facebook, i have friends who are loyal and they tell me everything.  friends who've been around for 23 years.



don't twist up some sick story to try to make yourself look better.  i know you're scared of me.  you should be.  but trying to deny what you did or spin some way to make it look like you did nothing wrong after you've been caught is only going to make it worse.



and most of all, don't come be fake nice to my face when you're really talking shit behind my back, hanging out with my ex boyfriend like you're best effing friends, regularly conversing with one of my sworn enemies - i know you're doing it.



how hard is it to be loyal?  what the fuck is wrong with you that you'd think, as in the case a few weeks ago, showing up with my ex boyfriend to the bar i''ve been at every single thursday night for 5 years in a row is a good idea?  that you won't get caught, that you won't end up pissing me off, that i won't do everything i can think of to make you suffer?  you're deluded.  "i'm sorry"??  ha.  not yet,  but you will be.

(in retrospect, this person's girlfriend broke up with them before i even said anything to her.  karma, bitch.  and i didn't even have to help.  that's what happens when you suck at life.  sometimes karma takes care of it and sometimes i help her.)



ok.  end rant.  back tomorrow with sunshine and rainbows.  that's a lie, but i will be back with pretty sundresses and a party link up.

betsy says i could have been even bitchier with this post.  she's right.  i'll save that for another day.

42 comments:

  1. I don't think this was too mean at all! I think back to how mean I was in high school and holy shit...I'm surprised I had any friends, lol!

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  2. hahaha, remind me to never ever piss you off :)

    Seriously though, loyalty is a huge thing in my books. I'm like you in the sense that I can pinpoint peoples weaknesses. I'm usually 'quiet' and I'm told that I'm a good listener... but honestly, I'm just gathering in-tell. NOT ON PURPOSE (for the record), but it's crazy what people will share with others.
    The Libra in me likes to keep everything balanced and make sure that everyone is happy. However, if someone throws off said balance by pissing me off, I will retaliate and MAKE them sorry.
    So lets just be friends, kthx?

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  3. I don't ever want to get on your side...thou I'm like you to a lesser degree. I have never made anyone cry, but I can be pretty "mean girl" in the "sweetest way" possible. My former high school students also taught me how to develop a tough skin and get ghetto-like hahaha!! And holy cow the whole "friend" you are talking about indirectly sounds awful!! yet I'm super curious!! haha!
    I heart you!!

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  4. You are the best!! I have a very similar mentality but am often too chicken to confront others. When pushed, though, I can go there. More importantly, though, who is this person you're referring to?! She sounds terrible. You're right, thank goodness for karma.

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  5. Holy fuck me balls. Stephanie. I am a scorpio too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now do you see??? Now do you see where I come from and where I get my attitude from???? MY GOD WE WERE MEANT TO BE!!!!

    p.s. but I have come across some fake ass scorpios that give us good ones a bad rep... sluts.

    LOVE YOU WHORE!

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  6. Oh girl. I love this. Not to mean at all, just totally fucking real!!
    I hate bitches who are fake, if I don't like you I am going to tell you and I 100% respect people who do the same.

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  7. Teehee! I'm a huge loyalty person too...and don't cross me. I'm not the best with words, but my looks could kill. I hope this biatch goes away so you don't have to deal with her. Sadly, she's just jealous of you (and I'm not saying that to make you feel good, its a classic "look at me!" move on her part, and that's just sad)

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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  8. I am the same exact way. My sisters ex-husband (a really big muscley guy) is actually scared of me because he made the mistake of messing with my sister, and had to learn the hard way that shit doesn't fly in my world. He should have known better..

    In all honesty I kind of think it's a really good trait to have.

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    1. I think so too! People rarely mess with me because most of them know well enough not too. I like to keep people a little bit afraid! I love that he's scared of you. He should be.

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  9. i wish i could be like you! i'm the girl who does anything to avoid drama and confrontation... i would love to be able to make people cry when they betray me. that's an amazing skill! haha

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  10. I freaking love this. You're awesome.

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  11. Hey as long as your honest who cares how people perceive you? I have been told more then once to put my fangs away, I know what its like to have a sharp tongue as an asset. Stay you girlfriend!

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    1. Thanks Meg!! It's definitely an asset. Sometimes you need fangs so that people don't walk all over you.

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  12. i'll be like, *snap snap* "MMHMMM GURRLLFRRIEEENDDD" *pout face* *snap snap*

    rant away, mija. rant away.

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  13. I think we all learn lessons in life from the girls we let into them. I became a pretty mean bitch too especially thanks to the guys I've met in life.

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  14. like i didn't think it was possible to be any more attracted to you - you go and do something like this. please give me some notice the next time something like this goes down so i can grab some popcorn and front row seat.

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  15. oh, i'm the exact same way. be on my good side and i'll stick by you 100% even if you're doing something that i don't agree with because that's what friends do. betray me or talk shit behind my back and i will make you cry and you will never ever be forgiven. i have an incredible talent of making someone who has wronged me very uncomfortable and invisible when i'm around without even saying a single word to them.

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    1. Haha I can see that about you girl. I like it. I won't ever get on your bad side!! I can hold a grudge forever too, I never forget anything.

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  16. Eeek! I love this. And it totally makes me like you even more! :) :)

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  17. I absolutely love you! :) Loyalty is HUGE to me as well, so if you cross me...you are dead to me. My neighbor is learning this as we speak :) Great post!!!!

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  18. I still think you were too nice haha but I do like addition. I love how I'm like be meaner!!! I think I live vicariously through your meanness since I can't be mean. Although supposedly I'm a two faced person .... yeah ... LOL

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  19. my two closest friends can attest that I am THE SAME EXACT WAY. like 100%.

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  20. This post was awesome! I loved it and I loved your attitude about it, NOT EVEN SORRY! Jr. High made me into quite the little grudge holding she-devil as well and I relate to your whole outlook.

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  21. LOVE it! I too am a "quiet" one. Silence is golden. I'll speak when I'm good and ready and then watch yo-self. I'm like a sponge when it comes to one up's on a Lucy Loose Lips.

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    1. It really is the best way! People just love to talk, they share so much without even realizing it. It's better to be the quiet one.

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  22. Are we the same person?

    If you cross me, I will go right for your jugular and say the dirty truth about you out loud that only you know in your soul and never want to hear on anyone else's lips.

    I will crush you, then I will cut you out of my life like you never existed, and you will stand by and watch me lead the parade that is my life and you will feel sad and awful about yourself, like you should.

    I value loyalty above all other things.

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  23. I love this. It takes A LOT for me to get that angry and stand up for myself, but when I do. WATCH OUT. I can make you cry in 3 words and I will cut you out of my life and not miss you for one minute.

    You have it so right...listen and let them hang themselves.

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  24. hahaha..... i felt like i was reading my own bio there! Here's to only children and being scorpios!!!

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    1. The two best traits anyone could ask for! It makes us pretty amazing.

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  25. 1- I know not to piss you off!
    2- I think my inner mean girl loves your inner mean girl! lol

    I'm not quite as harsh, being a Cancer and all, I tend to stay more on the quite side. BUT I am super observant & if you mess with me the wrong way or someone I love, I'll pinch, hard.
    I'm actually a super big bitch with a super soft side. LOL! If I let myself do it, I'd cut down so many people, but my empathy comes out at times.

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  26. I didn't think it was possible to love you any more, and then you wrote this post. Loyalty is my #1 non-negotiable. I had a roommate in college who started telling people lies about me after college and managed to just stop being around her and not say anything mean until my current roommate (a guy who knew her in college) was like "she's very loyal" and I flew off the handle and yelled at him for 10 minutes at brunch. Sorry not sorry. Some people deserve the nasty things you want to say to them. If you weren't a backstabbing bitch, I wouldn't say mean things to you. It's called karma.

    And your cockroach comment wasn't that mean and I bet they deserved it.

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    1. And you even held your tongue for awhile, I give you props for that! I'm sure I would have been even worse than that, as she clearly did deserve everything you said about her.

      The cockroach comment was pretty funny, but apparently she didn't think so and she cried a lot and I got in trouble. Whatever, you should have left me alone!!

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  27. Love this and how am I just now finding your blog?! Obsessed!

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    1. Haha thanks Alex!! Glad you found me!

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  28. I wish I had you as a friend in elementary school, because seriously - girls were not loyal. and mean, so mean. And I'm just not confrontational.

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  29. I will go detroit on this bitch if you need me to...but it sounds like you have got it covered. I don't think being strong and standing up for yourself is mean at all, just genuine. I don't understand people who never get mad, or fight back...it's not natural!

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  30. 1. im the same way with being loyal to the end and it makes me sad not nearly as many people are like that and i wish they were.
    2. you can break people down and make them cry? go talk to my ex then, please? i'd really appreciate that right about now.

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  31. I'm definitely happy to be your loyal friend!! I love how strong you are.

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  32. LOVE the cockroach line. I told ex husband #2 that the biggest mistake his ex wife #2 (yeah I know we're all really winners here lol) ever made was not pulling the trigger when she had the gun to his head. That she was wrong, spending the rest of her life in prison would be worth ridding the earth of him. He cried. I didn't feel bad for saying it. He was a douche and deserved. So glad I never have to see him again.

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  33. I just found your blog and I absolutely love how honest this post is. I may not be a Scorpio, but I am the same way...Loyalty could be considered my best and worst trait.

    You're now added to my favorites. :)

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    1. Thank you Amanda! I'm glad you found me! I think loyalty is a great trait, probably the most important I look for in people. You know they won't betray you!

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