8 Actually Helpful Sayings

6.09.2013
aren't you so over sayings like carpe diem and yolo?  (which, btw, are the same thing, and that fact never ceases to annoy me.)  i hate the over used cliched phrases because they often can't really apply to my life.  ok yes, i only live once.  thank you for stating the obvious, i'm not jesus.  i get it.  i much prefer the relate-able one liners.

so here are my favorite sayings.  reminders that are actually useful in real life.  you're welcome.

liquor is quicker.

snitches get stitches.

you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.


a good lawyer knows the law but a great lawyer takes the judge to lunch.

in heaven there is no beer, that's why we drink it here.

life's short so eat dessert first.

my personal favorite isn't blog appropriate... similar to snitches get stitches, but it's about promiscuous women getting sores... you can figure it out.


and tell me that pug face doesn't make your monday suck a little less!


26 comments:

  1. Snitches get stitches is one of my faves. I say it far far too often to my friends. I don't think it fazes them anymore.

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  2. This is great! I cannot stand the YOLO crap. It's like thanks for stating the obvious, I could have sworn I lived twice.

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  3. I fucking hate yolo. ugh. And can we really not drink beer in heaven? Ummm...sad face. Isn't heaven supposed to be stuff that makes us happy?

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  4. Lol the liquor one automatically made me think of Beer before liquor never been sicker. Liquor before beer your in the clear lol

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  5. Every time I see YOLO, I want to punch a baby. Is that bad???????

    P.S. Another one I like to say is: CHICKS BEFORE DICKS!

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  6. I've come to realize that before YOLO was a thing I was always saying You only live once, if not to others then to myself since now every time I think it or say it I'm like ugh! They have now made that phrase terrible. Loving the new photo!

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  7. Carpe Diem > YOLO. YOLO is kind of like "That is so fetch" but it actually happened unfortunately.

    Also the heaven and beer made me laugh out loud...haha. Love all of these.

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  8. Um did you change your blog design? Looks good :) and i hate "yolo"!! I get so irritated when I see it plastered all over my student's stuff!! I can't read "you're welcome" without mentally imitating sadie in my head hahaha and such a cute lil pug!!

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  9. Hahaha love them all! And good point about drinking "all day"!

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  10. you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning is my fave. I would actually really like to day drink with that pug sometime...what a cute face

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  11. I despise YOLO. For starters, it goes against itself. Usually when a d-bag (because it is ALWAYS a d-bag) says "YOLO" it is because they are about to embark on something stupid and/or risky. And really, if "YOLO", shouldn't you be careful so you can live longer? UGH.

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    1. Watch the Andy Samberg Saturday Night Live YOLO music video, it's hilarious!! And it's just like that - YOLO, so stay inside all the time and never do anything!

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  12. I love the lawyer one!! It's so perfect!

    And your mother is 100% correct.

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  13. i feel like pugs not drugs is actually my life motto.

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  14. OMG I love the Pug one...and liquor, and sores. Ok I love them all. Words to live by. We should make decorative wall hangings of them.

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  15. I haaaaate YOLO. So stupid is usually used in a ridiculous situation.

    Loving the new design...everyone is getting new ones lately, and it makes me want one too!

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  16. Pug life yo! I use #puglife on my instagram all the time.

    I love to say YOLO in a facetious manner. The stupidity of it makes me laugh.

    Love the new blog design!

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  17. Did you also take a look at the way your comments look?

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    1. and by 'it' I meant 'yes, I love all of these'.
      Excuse me while I just comment drunk, apparently.

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  19. I never liked those stupid phrases! Info the pug pic is awesome.

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  20. I have a slight obsession with inappropriate cliches... Weird, right? ;)

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  21. Your mama sounds like a wise woman! You listened to her, right??

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