When I Read Blog Posts In a Bad Mood

honesty is the best policy so i admit it.  sometimes i just get my posts up and respond to comments, but i don't read other blogs.  lesson learned - do not read blog posts when i'm in a crabby mood.  i think everyone and every thing they write about is stupid.  but it's not them, it's me (for once, don't get used to it.)


some things that run through my mind when i'm reading other people's blog posts while in a bad mood:

i can't do that hairstyle.  i don't want to do that hairstyle, it's stupid.  i couldn't do it if i wanted to because i'm too stupid to follow the directions and also my hair is stupid.

why would i make homemade guacamole?  doesn't she know you can buy it in a tub at the store?  duh.

like i care about the fro-yo they got this weekend.  m&ms aren't that cool.  fine, they are cool.  fine, i'm jealous of her fro-yo.  i hope she gets fat off it.

i also don't care where she got those shoes.  or that shirt.  ok i want those shoes.  and that shirt.  damnit they're too expensive, who does she think she is?  mrs. bill gates?  i hate my job, i need more money.  what does she do?

psssh goals.  whatever, no way they worked out 4 times last week.  i'm sure they're lying, who would know anyway?  you're not fooling me, i know you're making that shit up to look good.

ha, my diy project would totally turn out way better than that.  but, i don't need to prove that, i just know.  so i'll just sit here and continue to never do diy projects.  maybe i can go buy it at homegoods and tell people i did it.

her dog is not cuter than hawkeye.


sorry guys.  i promise i don't hate you every day.  just tuesdays.  which is why i skip reading blogs when i'm in this mood.  it's better for everyone.

40 comments

  1. I love the "Awkward" reference via pictures - it's a fantastic show. :)

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  2. Haha! I feel this way most days. At least you get posts up... that's much better than I'm able to do most days!

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  3. hahaha yes. it's like you were in my head while I was reading posts in a bad mood.

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  4. Yep, this happens when I look at outfit posts and hair tutorials. Mainly because I can't dress myself and my hair is always in a messy bun.

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  5. Some of the things I think make your thoughts seem absolutely kind:
    "Her kid is ugly; too bad no one will ever tell her."
    "Okay, that looks nothing like the original pin. Which is butt ugly anyway, what is she, blind?"
    "Will you get your stupid thumb out of the shot? No one cares about your stupid essie polish."

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  6. Who doesn't have an occasional hate-read day? :) I don't know about other bloggers, but if I ever got comments like that on my blog I would crack up. I thought they were hilarious!

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  7. Hahaha I think the same things!

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  8. I have those days, too. :) Not really. It's always sunshine and rainbows and fro-yo here. (Kidding!)

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  9. I know that comment about my dog not being as cute NEVER crosses your mind :)

    XO
    Samm
    www.dysfunctionaleverafter.com

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  10. I don't read other blogs a few days a week, because I know I am hateful. I've had about 4 shots tonight and shouldn't be reading blogs because lord only knows what I will be saying, but I can't tell me anything when I get this way.

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  11. i'm the same. i used to try not to post when i'm in a stank mood but people seem to love rants so i channel my inner bitch and post shit when i'm in a crabby mood.

    i hope you feel better.

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    1. I do happen to love your rants, they are hilarious!

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  12. Hahaha at least you're honest!! I can't say I haven't thought every single one of those things while reading blogs in a bad mood!

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  13. Hahah! There are some days when I get so irritated about some blogs too...and while I could just x out, I love to hate!

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  14. Bahhahaahaha!!!!!! I think we all feel this way sometimes!! I am pretty sure these have all ran through my head while reading in a pissy mood. Now go get yo'self a drink! :)

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  15. Hahaha - honesty IS the best policy ;)
    I try and steer clear of the blog world when I'm in a bad mood too.

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  16. I'm glad I am not the only crab ass on the interweb. Some days I just hate people.

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  17. Lol who doesn't do that once in a while? Love your honesty!

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  18. You are great. Also...sometimes I don't think it depends on your mood....sometimes peoples's post just are whiny and annoying!

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  19. HAHAHA a- NO WAY is that dog cuter than hawkeye!

    make your own guac & all my clothes are from target & plato's.
    word.

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  20. Haha. I love this! There are definitely times I feel that way too. :-)

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  21. Haha, at least you keep it real!

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  22. I buy guac in a container because mine would taste like shit and I've got better things to do.

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  23. Hey dear I really like your blog! What about following each other on bloglovin and Google + ? ...just let me know :3 <3


    NEW POST!

    www.OntoMyWardrobe.com

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  24. amen! sometimes i don't even bother replying because it will be just like a one word response - "yea". life should just know when we are in a bad mood and back the feck off.

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  25. I have these days just about everyday. And I'm not even ashamed.

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  26. Hahaha this is how I feel when I see mega cute DIY projects...that I could never do.
    p.s. - you know you want my guac in your mouth!

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  27. Our inner dialogues are eerily similar. I should be concerned, but instead, I'm just pumped. Also? Lots of people are dumb.

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    1. Seriously though, they really are. I can only take so much!

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  28. I've been waiting to comment on this because I've had too many good days and knew my bitchy mood was coming on. My thoughts today have been "STFU about your weight loss. It's been 30 days we fucking get it. Post a real post!" "I don't care about your fabulous deals you found. I live outside of blog land where people are actually broke." Kind of evil huh. My bad. lol. But I don't hate read you =)

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  29. LOL, I'm pretty sure I think half of that stuff when I'm reading blogs too! Especially the shoes/shirt one! And that GIF is pretty much me. This is why I enjoy reading your blog!

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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  30. i have that lady marmalade song in my head because after reading this i'm all "hey SISTER SOUL SISTER" because yes this how my brain works.

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  31. hahaha i'm glad i'm not the only one who does this!

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  32. why would i make homemade guacamole? doesn't she know you can buy it in a tub at the store? duh.

    Ha! So true!!

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