Things That Will Never Stop Being Funny

7.15.2013

stefon.


mitch hedberg. anyone my age better know who this man is.  was.  he died.  tragic.  anyone younger, find him all over you tube, and then you'll know why i crack up when i see a broken escalator.  or when i'm drunk and eating rice.


this post.  every post of allie's, admittedly, but this post brings me to tears laughing, every time.  because it is  a 100% accurate description of my life.  internet forever.  and you can bet your ass i already pre-ordered her book.  hurry up october.  (and it's worth mention that, although hawkeye is a genius, i can completely relate to this post.  particularly the line about how "making high-pitched noises won't solve your problem if your problem is a complete inability to cope with change.")


the end of the world video.  do you know how old i was when i first saw this?! it's been like a decade because i was for sure in college.  and i laugh like a 10 year old every time i watch it because it's still relevant and because i still regularly say "but i am le tired," "wtf mate?," and "fucking kangaroos."



the best 5 minutes of karaoke ever.




you're welcome.

48 comments:

  1. I love your doggy smiles. I love you. I wish I could make you not be pissed off. xoxo

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  2. Hawkeye smiles are adorable.

    Holy shit I haven't seen the end of the world video in years. Thank you for reminding me of this. Fucking kangaroos.

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  3. OH MY GOSH, I LOVE "End of the World." Mike and I were actually quoting that the other day. SOOOO FUNNYYYY. And yes to Stefon, too. I'm so sad he's done on SNL! HILAAAAARIOUS.

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  4. has it really been that long since the end of the world video? i'm always throwing out "le tired." and "ducks eat for free at subway!"

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  5. Phwaaa...thank you for making me laugh today..I am so tired :)

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  6. pictures of Hawkeye always crack me up! And girl, same about the pissy thing... I feel like I'm bipolar sometimes. Hopefully you feel better soon :) If you ever need to talk...

    Michelle @ Mishfish13

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    1. Thanks love :) I'm feeling better, just had to spend some quality time with Hawkeye!!

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  7. Your pup reminds me of my parents' pomeranian/america eskimo mix. She's always smiling too!

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  8. Hawkeye has a beautiful smile.

    But that post by Allie about the dogs. I lost my shit. Straight lost it. Seriously I was crying I was laughing so hard. For like 10 minutes. Thank you. And I should have recorded a video of me laughing because you'd feel better.

    Feel better. Love you!

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  9. I loved Mitch Hedberg. His delivery was one-of-a-kind.

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  10. YES to the End of the World video!! First time I watched it was in my AP Poli Sci class my senior year in high school! Man, that is a sweet earth.

    Righto, have a great Tuesday!

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  11. How precious is Hawkeye? Every time I see her picture (which is definitely not very often... kinda like my Zuko pictures, we definitely need more of them!), she makes me smile! If your'e looking for another ridiculous youtube video to make you laugh, my friend recently showed me this one and I don't know why, I die every time.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnydFmqHuVo

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  12. I love Mitch Hedberg! I remember how sad my college roommates and I were when we found out he died. One of our favorites stories was about the ducks that eat for free and Subway, " there are six ducks out here and they all want SunChips!"

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  13. I say hokey so....and I am le tired all the time. But I'm pretty sure most people just think I'm crazy.

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  14. Two things. 1. A severed foot is the ultimate stocking-stuffer. 2. I'm SO GLAD someone else on Earth knows about the end of the world video. I quote it all the time and people just look at me like I'm insane.

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  15. OMG that video was so totally awesome.

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  16. Oh my god. I love this post. I never laughed so hard in all of my life!

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  17. All this is funny and yada yada yada, but I've been in a pissy mood too. Who do we need to kill cause I'm totes okay with that being our decision. And remind me to never say yada again...

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  18. Hahaha, I haven't seen that end of the world video in FOREVER! I used to watch Teen Girl Squad all the time and say "I have a crush on every boy!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=539zCn8ySbc

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  19. Stefon! The best, and drunk uncle!

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  20. "Dufrane, party of two. Dufrane, party of two. And if they're not there they just move on. Bush, party of three. Yeah, but what happened to the Dufranes? These people are missing and they are HUNGRY. Double whammy. Bush, search party of three. You can eat when you find the Dufranes."

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  21. Hawkeye can put a smile on anyones face with that adorable face of hers!! Hope you day/week gets better!!

    XoXo

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  22. I love dog smiles!! Trinket and Yadi have little smiles too. I hope your week gets better.

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  23. Mitch was the man!!! I have introduced my kids to him (cause I'm a great mom) we quote his stuff all the time. You should hear us when we use an escalator or pass a double tress.

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  24. I had no idea Mitch passed away until I logged onto Bloglovin! So out of the loop!

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  25. love hyperbole and a half. I constantly cry laughing. Also I have watched the end of the world video about 3287582375293 times in my lifetime

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  26. I straight up LOVE Stefon! I was so upset wheh Bill Hader said he was not coming back to SNL. He was the reason I watched...

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  27. well sorry your week is shitty, if there is a someone needing a smack down just lemme know. and i too love stefon and your dog's smile

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  28. What's going on? Are you okay? I love Allies blog. I hope she gets better soon!

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  29. Girl. Do we need to get bourbon sooner than planned?

    And Sefon makes every day better.

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    1. We might have too! I definitely need a bourbon flight this week. For sure.

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  30. I love Stefon. I heard that whatever is written in the script they change so he never knows what he has to say until its happening. I love when SNL people laugh during skits.

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  31. dying over that leno karaoke clip!!! how have i not seen that before?

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  32. Haha love this post! The last video makes me laugh every single time :)

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  33. That doggy smile <3 <3

    So presh!!

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  34. YES YES YES.
    a thousand times yes to all things ALLIE!

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  35. OMG I forgot about the end of the world video!!! Ahahah such a great throwback!

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  36. So needed this post! LOL
    I love it!
    That post of Allie's was so accurate, it's scary!

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  37. I LOVE love love the karaoke couple.

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  38. I wish jmeoww smiled :-/

    STEFON 4 LIFE. I miss my Bill Hader already. I cried during his final episode. I also need a life...

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  39. OH MY GOD! I was just DYING watching that karaoke video!! Thanks for sharing that! And I still love the End of the World video...amazing. :-)

    -AJ
    FitTravelerAJ.com

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