Things You'll Hear Me Say On Saturdays

i'm not going anywhere i have to wear heels.

do they have jello shots?  i'll go if they have jello shots.



is there a theme?  i need to make my outfit match.

what's the cheapest beer you have tonight?  i'm not picky.

OOO FISHBOWLS!!



let's go play beer pong.

i don't do shots.

we're going to taco bell later, right?

no i don't do shots, 10 minutes ago was a fluke i don't do that.

i love this song!

i have cards, let's play a drinking game.

can we go to taco bell now?  i want taco bell.

ugh i can't play beer pong with my hair down.  yeah, that must be it.  i need a hair tie.

ok my hair is up, game on.

damnit i can only play beer pong with my hair down, don't you know that?  who let me put it up?

can we go to taco bell now?

ooo karaoke!  sing with me?  any song you want.  no, not that one.  no, not that one either.  proud mary!  or bob seger!  that's about it.

did i lose my purse?  wait, did i bring a purse?

nope, i'm done.  time to get food.

i'm going to taco bell now.


33 comments

  1. hahaha i say a lot of this stuff when I drink!
    I also tend to repeat myself A LOT.

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  2. Always about Taco Bell. ALWAYS. And repeating myself is a must.

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  3. good fucking lord that's a shit ton of jello shots. i am so jealous that you get to drink and have fun! goddamn it with bill and his fucked up body!!!!!!

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  4. This might as well have been written by me, i say so so many of these things. And if there are jello shots and taco bell involved I will pretty much do anything.

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  5. ha! I say I'm not doing shots every single time I go out....one day it will come true

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  6. haha soo true. I definitely "don't do shots." and beer pong is a VERY finicky game. taco bell, however, is dangerous. ;)

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  7. SO no lie. I just sat here and wrote out my post (with Christian's help) and came over to grab the button from you and realized are posts are like the same thing.... I LOVE it.

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  8. If I had an autobiography this is what it would say, minus Taco Bell. I'm more of a McDouble fan. And a small fry :) And I love the fridge filled with jello shots and diet coke. All one needs in life to survive obviously.

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  9. You are hilarious! Love this post! Hope your week is going well so far.
    Cheers,
    Sara

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  10. Hahaha, I love it! & that jello shot picture is insane! SO MANY JELLO SHOTS! Now I just want to drink alcohol and eat taco bell... :)

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  11. I love you 10,000x more after seeing that jello shot picture. i LOVE JELLO SHOTS.

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  12. Jesus, Mary & Jello! HELLO! I'll take some of those jello shots! :)
    And I'll take some TBell too!
    mmmmm!

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  13. YES THIS IS PERFECTION. I say so much of that. and also I may use this idea because I love it so much. Mine prob won't be as funny/perf as yours is tho.

    ALSO there is a tiny surprise for you towards the end of my post! Also it goes live at midnight :)

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  14. Mine goes something like "Why isn't Chic Fil A open past ten, I want nuggetttttsss"

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  15. I really think we are one and the same person.... this pretty much sums up every night I party.

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  16. Thank you for the giggle! I wish I had a fridge full of jello shots!!

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    1. Oh yes, I made 1000 of them!! Best idea ever.

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  17. Mmm Jell-O shots and Taco Bell! One of my fave memories is of my friend drinking a fish bowl in New Orleans and then trying to put all of her beads in her empty bowl one by one...it was a long process! Haha

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  18. bahahaha "im not going anywhere i have to wear heels". so true. i love it

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  19. this might be my favorite post you have ever written. are we the same girl? bringing cards to bars, drinking cheap beer and badgering everyone until we get taco bell...or just leaving and getting it on our own.

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  20. Haha green jello + tequila= a great night! I always love seeing all of your pics for our linkup..they make me want to come visit you! I hope you have a great day:)

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  21. I can guarantee I've said a few of those things. I get picked on a lot because of what I say/do when I'm drunk lol.

    and btw HOLY JELLO SHOTS!

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    1. I do too, I get picked on for how repetitive I am. Whatever, at least I'm fun! 1000 jello shots in my fridge fun!

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  22. Love this! There is no Taco Bell near me now- so sad :(

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  23. hahah I love this! mine would include something like "you're not drinking fast enough, chug that."

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  24. This is hilarious! And is pretty much my life. Taco bell, cards at the bar, no shots/turning into a shot monster. Yep.

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  25. sometimes i think you can't possibly do anything to make me love you more and then you post something like this.

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  26. hahahaha YES this is awesome and let's go to taco bell!

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  27. i substitute del taco for taco bell sometimes ;) and I would add let's go dancing...i want to dance...i love this song (and start dancing) hahahahh

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  28. haha I think I say Taco Bell that many times while drunk too!

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