Better Quotes To Live By

if you've been on pinterest for any amount of time, you've surely seen all the "inspiring quotes" that keep getting pinned (and repinned.)  hey, whatever you need to get you motivated or feeling good, i guess, but they aren't my cup of tea.  i'm definitely not a follower of anyone's 'words' or 'inspiration' boards, but i am a follower of a lot of humor boards, so i have had some better quotes to live your life by come across me screen.  these just make more sense to me.


(probably my favorite)




 but mostly...

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  1. Guilty as charged. I love my inspiring quotes. So many good ones...can't...stop...pinning...

    These are hilarious. Thanks for sharing.

    V @ Life+1

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    1. Hahaha we all have those categories we can't stop pinning in, fair enough! ;)

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  2. I usually like quotes but some of them are just so dumb and obvious that it makes me question the intellect of the writer.

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  3. That's my kind of motivation. And then I hope the clicker doesn't fall to the floor so I have to reach...

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  4. I had never heard that first one... but now it is one of my favorites! I am totally feeling that... Not my circus... not my monkeys! hahahaha

    -Kate
    www.theflorkens.com

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  5. The first one wins. It reminds me of one of my managers at work. Lol.

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  6. Sarcasm/humor quotes for the win! I stumbled across one that says, "Sarcasm is a body's natural defense against stupid." Thought you'd enjoy that one. ;)

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  7. HA! I love that last one. Touche!

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  8. That first quote is awesome!

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    1. I use it all the time now when someone tries to drag me into their drama!

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  9. I'm a quote freak lol but I love your 2nd one.

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  10. I admit... im a sucker for 'inspiration' 'motivational' quotes and stuf... but I appreciate the snark as well! Love love love the first quote... Im gonna use it someday in a conversation...

    Ps. I love your blog...am a new reader, and I always get happy seeing a post from u on my bloglovin dashboard...


    Zoya

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    1. Thanks Zoya! It's great to have you, I'm so glad you like my posts so far ;) That's exciting to hear!! The first quote is definitely my favorite, it's the perfect way to get yourself out of any unnecessary drama. No one has time for that!

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  11. TRUTH BOMB. i love someecards - they're the funniest!

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  12. hahaha my favorite is "Not my circus, not my monkeys!" I am definitely going to start using that!

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  13. Haha these are spot on! Way better form of inspiration :)

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    1. haha thanks Shane! Glad you agree ;)

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  14. Dying! These are so perfect...especially the last one!

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  15. hahaha! Not my circus reminds me of what my future father in law says--- I don't have a horse in that race. It always cracks me up!

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  16. I adore all of these, but mostly the first two!

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  17. HA!!!! I love every last damn one of these! My favorite boards are the humor ones too! They speak the most truth!

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  18. "I don't hate people, I just feel better when they're not around." describes me 100% accurately!

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  19. I'm a quote lover of all kinds. These kinds too.

    I love them all but especially the first and the last. I might have to use that as my ecard of the week this week because it freaking rocks.

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  20. Haha! I do love an inspirational quote but I love funny ones too. The second one is my favorite.

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  21. I hate the saying/quote that says live like there is no tomorrow. In reality, that is a little morbid and not very inspiring! lol

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  22. I really want to print the first one and hang it EVERYWHERE.

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  23. My favorites are the I Don't Hate People and the health insurance one! Kick ass!

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  24. the i don't hate people and motivation, well really all of it.

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  25. Yes, yes, and yes. There are SO many "inspirational" quotes on Pinterest that make me want to throw my laptop across the room.

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  26. I love the health insurance plan one! so true and so funny.

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  27. hahaha I do sometimes like the inspirational. But when I was in hospital for my depression....I would have much preferred someone sent me these than the ones I got that made me want to throat punch people;)

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  28. Love the last quote! So perfect...
    x
    Lightandsweetblog.com

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  29. I am dyyyyyying. The "not my circus, not my monkeys" might be my new favorite ever ever ever.

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  30. Haha love these! Especially the I don't hate people one!

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  31. I have loved the "not my circus. not my monkeys" quote for forever. It's so good! Especially relevant to this week for me, too!

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  32. hahaha I especially love the first one, as a Polish girl. ;)

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