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3.30.2014

"Meet My Boyfriend... Pete..."

if you don't have tears welling in your eyes from laughing at this, i'm really not sure you even know what humor is.  there is no other introduction necessary here.
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Hey girls hey! I'm Sarah (or Venus, or Sar, or bitch look where you're going you almost hit me with your car) and I blog over at Venus Trapped in Mars! I absolutely adore your girl Steph, and I just really hope that she will allow me to use capital letters on her blog today, because I'm not sure that I can physically stop myself from capitalizing. Or using exclamation points!!!!!! Or smileys :) !!!!!!!!!!

Today, I want to introduce you to someone very special to me, my boyfriend.




Sometimes his friend comes to my apartment and drops him off. I like to yell to an empty apartment "Pizza Is Here" because you never want your boyfriend's friends to think you're just sitting around alone, waiting on your boyfriend's arrival. You want your boyfriend's friend to know that he is being dropped off in good hands, with lots of people and a big party to greet him. Winning over the boyfriend's friends is half the battle, ya know?


Right up there with Romeo and Juliet, Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth, Frau and Dr. Evil (while it lasted), we really are one of the great love stories of all time. Sarah and her Pizza are without a doubt the greatest love story of our generation. I mean, stories have been written about us all over the internet, some clearly even aspire to find their own "pizza" so to speak.




So there you go. Now you've met the boy, the hubs, the big cheese in my life... Pizza! He is so adorable, I could just eat him right up...........


Note: As this went to press, Sarah is now recently single. She ate her hubs.

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22 comments:

  1. Haha! That last line is perfect but now I want pizza!!

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  2. Ahahaha, that last line made me laugh out loud. And now I'm hungry.

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  3. Is it okay... that I had pizza over the other night?... I'm asking for a friend.

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  4. Haha I once did "carry out" instead of "delivery" on the Pizza Hut big dinner box so that it seemed like maybe I was bringing it back to people rather than having the delivery guy show up at my tiny one bedroom apartment & seeing just me. For the record, I did eat it as leftovers...not just 2 medium pizzas & breadsticks in one sitting...

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  5. OOO OOO! How long has this relationship been going on?! What's the sex like? Ah ha ah! Or wait, are you waiting until marriage? Hmmm, I wonder how Pete might propose! Are you okay with being Mrs. Za. Stephanie Za?? ;)

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  6. Sorry, totally meant to write Sarah, but wrote Stephanie instead - LOL!

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  7. Haha so true on the yelling pizza is here into an empty apartment!

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  8. Lol that is one reliable bf for sure :) I'm sure he never lets you down unless he finishes first ;) Happy Monday ladies! -iva

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  9. The boyfriend that keeps on giving...

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  10. I love this! I need to consider yelling into an empty apartment next time I order alone lol!

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  11. seriously, pizza is everything. nothing tastes as good as pizza feels?

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  12. HE TOLD ME I WAS THE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  13. Love Sarah! I would have a closer relationship with Pizza if my parents didn't hate him. What a shame... :)

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  14. I love this post. So funny. I also love Sarah's blog. Best advice, lots of sports talk and her cute pups. I have an actual husband, but I wouldn't mind a second husband in pizza!

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  15. Haha, that last line was awesome! Pizza for every meal is totally doable!

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  16. Pizza should be the healthiest food ever... Bread,dairy, veggies, protein... Boom! All major food groups covered! Love pizza!!

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  17. I swear, Sarah is SO freaking funny! Between the two of you, I get my daily laughter allowance!

    -AJ
    OccasionallyAJ.com

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