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3.03.2014

Things I Learned From Adam Sandler Movies

that my italian genes know what's up.


the age where children finally become acceptable.


how to be cool.


that ben stiller makes a better villain that anything else.


you always need a snack pack.


conditioner is better.


putting is really hard.

(this is also the perfect response when your drunk friends won't just get in the cab and go home.)

 clowns are the devil.


to never ever underestimate bob barker.



 the best insults.


 the reason i love karaoke even if i can't sing.


okay, i'm done.  gotta love you adam sandler.  now what?

50 comments:

  1. I still say "conditioner is better" in Adam Sandler's voice and sadly some people have no idea why...

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  2. such a quality post I'm a sucker for sandler :)

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  3. "I wanna get chocolate wasted" yes lol

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  4. "I wipe my own ass" for the win! bahahah Makes me want to watch that movie now.

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  5. Hell yes. Love me some Adam sandler!

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  6. I love Adam Sandler! The Wedding Singer is a classic!

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    1. I haven't watched that one in years, I definitely need to see it again!

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  7. Ah The Wedding Singer.

    WHOOPIDY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. I think it's the reason I love karaoke so much, he made me realize how much power it gives you! I need to watch it again soon, for sure.

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  8. i'm not an adam sandler fan *cue gasping* :( i just don't think he's funny. but do you remember him in the cosby show? hahaha!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

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    1. I've never been a big Adam Sandler fan either. I do love Big Daddy though!

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  9. I love Adam Sandler! So good! Now, I want to watch all of his movies, again!

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  10. hahahaha yes i love this. now i want to watch an adam sandler movie and eat chocolate.

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  11. Haha!! Love this whole thing! My brother looks like Adam Sandler and won a contest of him singing the Thanksgiving song in the ripped sweater vest in college. It was priceless.

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  12. Adam Sandler is awesome!! I love his Hanukkah song.

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  13. Everything about this is great! I'm still waiting for that acceptable child age to happen. Not for me, duh...for our daughter.
    Eva Marie Taylor

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  14. "You're going to die clown" is one of my favorite lines from a movie ever!

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  15. My cousin and I quote Billy Madison all the time. I got her a shirt with a swan on it that says "stop looking at me, swan!" it's awesome.

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  16. I love and can quote all of these. Billy Madison's the best though. We quote it in our house ALL THE TIME.

    Stop looking at me, swan.
    That's quacktastic.
    Good. Great. Grand. Wonderful. NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
    T-t-t-t- today junior!
    I'm sorry. I can't hear you. I've been physically abused in the ear.

    Ok, I'll stop because I could go on all day. But seriously, I love him. Named my kid after him and his name's not Adam either. It's Sandler. Ha!

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  17. I wipe my own ass is the best! I find myself saying "I'm shampoo..I"m conditioner.." while I'm in the shower..lol

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    1. Haha me too! I only wish I had a swan faucet, my life would be complete!

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  18. I just fell in love with you even more - I LOVE Adam!!!!!!!!!! I've totally been the cool kid a time or two - damn pub crawls. LOL

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  19. I think I have watched Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison than any human should, Really. My favorite line ever is "The price is wrong, bitch!" Oh oh oh and when he sings I Feel Pretty!!!

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  20. Hahah i love this! Adam Sandler movies are my fav!! But the peeing the pants reminded me...do you watch Party Down South? It's a horrible country remake of Jersey Shore, pretty much, but there is a funny episode where they pee their pants when they're drunk "because you're only cool if you pee your pants" hahaha.

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  21. If you don't go submit this post to buzzfeed RIGHT NOW, I'm going to be very disappointed in you.

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  22. I love Adam Sandler movies....I wish this post went on more :-)

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    1. good!! haha I'm glad you liked it, Adam Sandler movies always make me smile!

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  24. "oh, well now your back's gonna hurt 'cuz you just pulled landscaping duty."

    I still think "I want to grow old w/ you" is the sweetest song ever, might just be my wedding song. Adam Sandler can do no wrong.

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  25. Aw, this has made me nostalgic for Adam Sandler movies. Not gonna lie, his more recent stuff doesn't get me the way his stuff did in the late 90s. Although I really liked Grown Ups.

    Big Daddy will forever be my favorite. "But I wipe my own ass!"

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  26. Adam is my fave ahhh ♥ My coworker says he sucks now though, lol.

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  27. If I had a dollar for every time I've said, "but I wipe my own ass!" after too many glasses of wine, I would literally have zero student debt. Adam Sandler is the man.

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  28. you already know I love Adam Sandler and how much I love Happy Gilmore. the second I saw the title of this post I thought "yepp. this will be amazing" and it is. perfect. thanks for the life lessons, Adam.

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  29. such an amazing lineup of gifs!! why would anyone not like meatballs, I can't imagine a life like that...

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  30. HA! Love this post! Now I want to go watch Billy Madison. "O'Doyle rules!"
    And yes, when a child learns to wipe his ass it's like angels sing from above.

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  31. hahaha these gifs are the best! I get chocolate wasted on the regular haha

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  32. bahaha, great line for when drunk friends wont go home. Ive never thought of it but totally using it.

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  33. This makes me SO Happy (pun intended). Big Daddy is actually my most-quoted movie of all time and the old Adam Sandler movies are just the best.

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  34. I feel like Ryan has missed out on a golden opportunity by never using that microphone quote. Also Happy Gilmore & Billy Madison = best quotes ever.

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  35. haha. These are awesome. I'm going to have to check a few of these out that I have somehow missed. (Crime of the century, right?) The putting one especially made me laugh because my dad works for a golf company, so that meant my siblings and I went golfing a lot as kids. Putting is so frustrating.

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  36. haha oh my I just want to watch all of those movies now!!

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  37. Adam Sandler isn't everyone's cup of tea, but I sure do like him! Great lessons learned.

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  38. Hahaha there is so much awesomeness in this post that I don't even know what to comment on first!

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