that my italian genes know what's up.
the age where children finally become acceptable.
how to be cool.
that ben stiller makes a better villain that anything else.
you always need a snack pack.
conditioner is better.
putting is really hard.
(this is also the perfect response when your drunk friends won't just get in the cab and go home.)
clowns are the devil.
to never ever underestimate bob barker.
okay, i'm done. gotta love you adam sandler. now what?