Hawkeye's Confessions

April 01, 2014

this is not an april fool's!  i'm linking up with kathy for two weeks in a row.  it was actually my 'annoyed' post that was going to go up today but after monday (holy negativity in blog land!) i decided to just stick with light and fluffy today.  very, very, very fluffy.


and thus i leave you with.... hawkeye's confessions.  as told by hawkeye.  you're welcome.

i confess:

... i steal john's socks.  and sometimes his hat.  i like to hide them because then he can't leave, and if he does leave, he has to come back to retrieve them.  i steal something every time.


...chicken makes me itchy but i want to eat it anyway.

...but not as much as i want to eat used tissues.


...i can unwrap my own tacos and unbox my own sliders.

...i poop by the door when i'm mad about someone leaving.  usually john.  i don't care when mommy leaves, she has to go to work and earn my tacos.

...i don't like toys.  i prefer chapsticks.

...i know when it's not bacon.

...i'm scared to wake mommy in the morning because she's really mean so i mess with anyone else who stays over instead.  but i claim mommy's pillow as soon as she moves.


...and i won't come by her when she wears her glasses.

...i don't know what it means to 'not be allowed on the furniture.'


...and mostly, i really just want to make out.

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58 comments

  1. Love the last photo! Posts like this ALMOST make me want a pup :)

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  2. She's totally side eyeing you or john in that second pic with his sock. She's just too much. I need more of her in my life.

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  3. lol so cute! Love your confessions Hawkeye!!!

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  4. Lucy used to always eat used tissues too. I didn't ever understand it. Hawkeye is adorbs.

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  5. Oh hawkeye. Such a sweetheart. What is all this negativity I missed in blog land?! I've been MIA for awhile...

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  6. That's hilarious that he won't come to you when you wear glasses! This was such a fun post!
    - Rachel @ With Love, Rachel

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  7. Aww Hawkeye is such a cutie!, Love that I don't know what stay off the furniture means haha.

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    1. She says thanks! Haha yeah she even gets on the chairs and the kitchen island. She doesn't care!

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  8. Hawkeye is just so stinkin cute and Seamus is in wuv!! The tissue thing is a really struggle, what is with them and tissues?!

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  9. oh, sweet hawkeye! adorable post. hawkeye's all "Oh, you want to leave? well then, enjoy this nice steamy load on your way out!!" hahahaha!

    thanks for linking up again!!

    -kathy | Vodka and Soda

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  10. He poops by the door when he's mad, that's awesome!

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  11. This is a great post! So cute - and my dog will poop in the house when he's mad about something too!

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  12. Hahahahah! Best confessions post EVER!!!! :D

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  13. Aw I love little Hawkeye - keeping it fluffy is always a good thing where she is concerned!

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  14. so stinking cute. stealing socks- my dogs do that too. dog quirks are so funny, like that how hawkeye won't come near you when you wear glasses!

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  15. Hawkeye is such a cute little ball of fluff!

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  16. This is so adorable! Such a personable dog!

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  17. Ahh! Super cute!! My cat steals my socks and then yells at them. He's so weird.

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  18. Adorable! Dogs have a way of totally making my day. My fur-bag (Chewie) is far better than any therapist out there!

    On the subject of positivity, I agree that the beginning of the week was a downer in blogland. Pretty rough actually. So I'm trying to turn it all around today by starting a mini Pay it Forward movement. Will you join in?

    3 steps to it on my blog today, but basically I'm just asking everyone I know to do something nice for a stranger today, and then pass it on. #mypayitforward

    Are you in?

    x
    V @ Life+1

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    1. Awww Chewie is adorable! Love him! They really do make the best therapists. I'm definitely checking out your pay it forward plan.

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  19. I want a little dog so bad!!

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  20. Crap, you're a genius! Why didn't I think of this? Pippa has many things she could confess to. She LOVES paper towels that were wrapped around something heated in the microwave. She will dig them out of the trash and just sniff them.

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  21. Hawkeye is one gorgeous, funny dog. And seriously, what is it with dogs and used tissues?! I've never had a dog that didn't do this.

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  22. lmao that's so freakin' cute - that 2nd photo with the sock is priceless!! :) Happy Hump Day Stephanie! -Iva

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  23. OMG HAWKEYE! So so cuute!!! I love it!! XO

    Lisa
    http://chiclittlethrills.blogspot.com/

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  24. haha this is adorable! My dog loves to tear up tissue too I wonder why?

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    1. It's so weird, I guess it's just a dog thing? Maybe it's about the shredding, it's like a game?

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  25. hahaha! One of the boxers pees when he's mad about people leaving! It's not too cute after the first few times. I love all the cute photos!

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  26. eeee what a cutie! my dog steals my boyfriend's socks too, haha. when they're rolled up, he throws them up in the air. also, the idea of "not being allowed on the furniture" doesn't exist in my apt either. :)

    xo,
    gabby
    www.likealittlefox.blogspot.com

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  27. What the hell re: Monday.

    I love this idea for a post! Hawkeye rules. And is so smart and also spiteful like Gus.

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  28. Too cute :) I never understand why animals feel the need to play/eat/etc with used tissues! lol! Our cat Diamond has an extreme fetish with eggs of all things! Literally goes crazy when they are around! Sniffing, licking, you name it! Crazy!

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  29. Soooooo cute!!!!! I admit I'm not so nice in the morning either!

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  30. Such a cutie! Yea, I don't like anyone waking me up from sleeping, no matter how cute they are! lol

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  31. Oh Hawkeye, what a doll. I love the look on her face in the picture with John's sock. she's just like "come and get it, I dare you"

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  32. The socks and tissues remind me of my dog! Your Hawkeye is so very adorable. Love how she claims that pillow once you are gong.

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  33. I know when it isn't bacon, too. Hawkeye and I get it.

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  34. haha the cutest thing ever! and bowie loves eating tissues too. we have to put all trashcans out of his reach. so gross. and I must've missed the Monday blog drama. i'm so outta the loop.

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  35. Oh...he is such a cutie and seems to have a big personality :)

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  36. I missed the Monday negativity! I am clueless lately! Also I didn't blog and therefore wasn't negative so yay.

    I love that she can open her fast food - priorities, right? Also your organization makes sense - if you left stuff out everywhere, it sounds like Hawkeye would either eat or hide it all...

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  37. That dog sure know how to flirt with the camera!

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  38. Hahaha "and really, I just want to make out." Love it!

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  39. Ahhhh Hawkeye you are such a cutie pie! I love how she is a little bit spiteful, both of my dogs are that way. I call them my sour patch kids. First sour, then sweet.

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  40. Hahaha I love this! My favorite is "I know when it's not bacon!" Me too Hawkeye...me too...

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  41. Soooooo cute! What a little ornery baby!

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  42. Hawkeye is so cute! I love the quirks our pets develop. It makes them so much more lovable even if it drives us crazy at times.

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  43. This is so cute. I should do a Walter's Confessions. Hawkeye is too cute!

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    1. I took your advice and did a Walter's Confessions. Please check it out.
      Walter's Confessions

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