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4.21.2014

Signs My Dog Is More Important Than You

i throw her birthday parties.  not you.  just her.


if you're in 'her' spot on the couch, i'll make you move.


she also gets an entire side of a queen sized bed.

even though she was a water bed that weighs 40 pounds.


i spend more money on her at christmas than any single person.  probably more than all persons combined.

my instagram and twitter photos are 95% hawkeye.

i have 100+ adorable nicknames for hawkeye.  i have 1 for john.

hawkeye gets the front seat.  if you don't want her on your lap, sit in the back.

i make her homemade chicken soup.  if you're sick, you get soup in a can.

my dog is my christmas card.


yes, she'll always be better than you.  deal with it.

39 comments:

  1. haha this is so true, I feel the same way about my girls, my dogs are my babies. I never heard of a dog water bed, I have to check that out.

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  2. Haha, Hawkeye is living the dream! What a lucky dog to have a momma that loves her that much!
    - Rachel @ With Love, Rachel

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  3. She's def the clear winner... no doubt about it. ;P

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  4. Sounds like my house. My dad was complaining about Westley being on the back of the couch. I reminded him that this is Westley's house and he likes to look out the window. He also rides up front. Unless one of the girls can persuade him with treats to ride in the back with them.

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  5. of course you spoil her! i would too! i want to pet her and cuddle with her. she is adorable!!

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  6. The birthday picture is especially precious (they are all precious). She's adorable, and deserves to be spoiled!

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  7. haha This is so me with roxy :)
    I love Hawkeye too though! shhhhh don't tell Roxy ;)

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  8. Hawkeye... Such a divs but totally deserving of it... Aside from yours truly of course.

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  9. oh yessss... Hawkeye #PomDiva!

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  10. HAHA this is great! I love dogs too and yours is gorgeous. Also, can I have her bed? I mean the dog is sleeping in style!

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  11. Same with Garfield, my cat. Our fur babies are the best!

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  12. Haha awe Hawkeye you are one lucky dog:) So cute, I am jealous of Hawkeye's bed!

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    1. haha I think everyone is jealous of Hawkeye's bed! She loves that thing though!!

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  13. Hawkeye is living the dream. That bed is too cute! I fully support the pups being more important than people.

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  14. dogs are better that people. there, i said it. all she needs is a sceptre and a crown. that's coming for her birthday, right?

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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  15. Sing it sister. My dogs take precedence over all people.

    She needs a purple robe befitting her royal stature.

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  16. If you don't like my dog, or she doesn't like you, there's the door. Don't let it hit you in the ass on the way out!

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  17. haha! hawkeye has it made! but seriously, I like most dogs more than people.

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  18. Yes to all of these! If Pippa is comfortable at night I try to turn over without waking her up. Can't wake the princess!

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  19. You need to add, Hawkeye is the only person I will Facetime with. I swear, if I could call the boxers instead of people to vent, I would!

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  20. omg I love that name hawkeye! Perfect! I have a pomeranian as well, named Teddy. He's actually my boyfriend & I's dog and while I'm not a huge dog person my boyfriend spoils him constantly lol. He is cute though so I guess I can understand haha.

    Zauni.
    Morning Neon Blog
    "Let's move to Vegas."

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  21. It's posts like this that convince me I need to get a new fluffy puppy.

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  22. I just love this! Someone who understands how much my dogs mean to me. I love that you make someone sit in the back if they dont want her in their lap!! Though, I couldn't see why you wouldn't. She is adorable!

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  23. I feel the same way about my dogs and we are right in feeling this way! They're our best friends!

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  24. oh Hawkeye.. love this, love her.

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  25. Some dogs are better than people...and a lot cuter. Yours definitely is :)

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  26. Seriously can't get enough of this post!! heisman is the same way! It's his world and we are just living it. We pay the bills for his comfy lifestyle. I still can't get myself to move him when he is hogging the bed.

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  27. So cute!!! I love that she has a huge waterbed but sleeps on the queen bed anyways :). And yes about the money! My dogs have more expensive hair cuts than I do. And they get it cut every 6 weeks. It's been about 9 months since my last ;).

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  28. I 'DO NOT' like dogs BUT this was super duper cute and hilarious!!!!!!

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  29. ummm. Hawkeye is so cute I would share some of my bourbon. There, I said it.

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  30. This is my life, except with my cat, Lily.

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  31. Yep, add another crazy pet lady to the list - this is me and Oxford (my cat) to a tee.

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  32. I have a pom too and this post also sums up her life lol!

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    1. You can't help but spoil those little faces!!

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  33. So very true for all of these. Our pups are our babies and we spoil them more than ourselves and there is nothing wrong with it.

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  34. I am the same with my girl. Lovvvve it.

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