i throw her birthday parties. not you. just her.
if you're in 'her' spot on the couch, i'll make you move.
she also gets an entire side of a queen sized bed.
even though she was a water bed that weighs 40 pounds.
i spend more money on her at christmas than any single person. probably more than all persons combined.
my instagram and twitter photos are 95% hawkeye.
i have 100+ adorable nicknames for hawkeye. i have 1 for john.
hawkeye gets the front seat. if you don't want her on your lap, sit in the back.
i make her homemade chicken soup. if you're sick, you get soup in a can.