the words to every jingle ever. dogs singing about k9-advantix? yup. 'the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off'? of course. need the address of stick stickly? you got it.
every world series winner since 1984.
the alphabet backwards. i'm 99% sure i can say it faster backwards than forwards.
all the words to semi-charmed life. and everything by matchbox 20. and possibly every single other song that came out in the 90s.
the entire script of empire records, without even having it turned on. and the entire script of weird movie from las vegas that they used to play in the mirage hotel 24 hours a day about a boy who meets real pirates at the treasure island hotel. no one knows what i'm talking about, that's fine. no one else practically lived in vegas hotels as a kid.
the cleanest bathrooms from downtown chicago all the way north to wrigleyville, and which have the shortest lines. and which have bathroom attendants and on what days, because i really like watermelon blow pops with my beer.
which bars in the entire chicago area have 'crack machines' - those touch screen machines sitting on the bar that have video games. namely, naked girls photo hunt.
armadillos always have 4 babies and they're all the same gender.
my friends phone numbers, except not the ones they have now. only the ones i had to dial constantly in the world before cell phones. so, their parents' landlines. if i get arrested, guess i'm calling meredith's mom at 2 am...
the entire filmography of nicolas cage. put. the bunny. back. in the box.
imagine if i could free up that space to remember actually important things. happy friday!