did you hear? surge is coming back. the 90s sugar and caffeine bomb drink that i blame 100% for the bike accident leading to the hole in my chin and subsequent stitches and scar. i'm not sorry. i'll probably get another surge this time around. man, we had some good stuff in the 90s.
so if it's suddenly possible to bring back this accident waiting to happen, can i offer my input on other consumable items from my childhood that need to make a return? my by-no-means-inclusive list:
dunkaroos. don't think i haven't considered importing these from canada.
fruit string things.
french toast crunch cereal.
fruit stripe gum.
taco bell lunchables.
now, who do i talk to about this?